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1st Caption (Chairman): "I HAVE CALLED THIS MEETING TO SEE WHAT CAN BE DONE ABOUT ELIMINATING THE MOTTLED TOOTH PROBLEM CAUSED BY FLUORIDATION."
1st Caption (Black suit): "WHY DON'T WE SIMPLY LEAVE THE STUFF OUT OF THE DRINKING WATER?"
2nd Caption (White suits): "- AND MAKE US LOOK LIKE FOOLS?" & "- ADMIT THAT WE ARE WRONG?" & "HAVE YOU GONE MAD?"
3rd Caption (Black suit): "WELL, THEN WHY NOT ADD A GOOD RELIABLE SPOT REMOVER TO THE WATER?"
4th Caption (Chairman and White suits): "BRAVO!" & "NOW YOU'RE TALKING!" & "EXCELLENT IDEA."
Caption: "KNOW SOMETHING? WE'VE GOT TO GET A LARGER RUG!"
Caption: "HOW CAN WE GET IN TOUCH WITH THAT LITTLE DUTCH BOY?"
Description: An inverted pyramid showing zero research supporting lots of unsubstantiated claims.
Caption: "Why does my son have mottled teeth when he has had complete, safe, and effective fluoride protection - fluoridated water, fluoride tablets, fluoride mouth rinses, fluoride toothpaste - ?"
Caption: "And this is our Research Department."
Caption: "Speak No Harm" & "Hear No Harm" & "See No Harm"
Top Left: "WE EXPERTS ARE DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD."
Bottom Left: "WE DON'T GUARANTEE IT, BUT WE THINK IT WON'T HURT YOU."
Centre Top: "AND IT WON'T COST YOU A THING AFTER YOU'VE PAID FOR IT."
Top Right: "YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED A HYSTERICAL CRACKPOT, DO YOU?"
Bottom Right: "- OR A MILITANT PROFESSIONAL HATEMONGER?"